Any kind of help whatsoever would be awesome?

Don't get so depressed... There are loads of people out there who dont have girls, and lots of girls who don't have men... So what you need to do is not to be too fussy about what you want in a woman... Go to a nightclub or somewhere like that and talk to them... If that fails, get a mate to set you up with someone... If you end up next to one you like, and you are unsure what to say, just ask her about her likes and dislikes, you'll be suprised what they come up with... Dont kill yourself btw, because even Ive been single...